Stop Breathing Out Carbon-Dioxide! You Bustard!

Being the NO.1 carbon-dioxide emitting country, China has always been committed to protecting the environment. A member of the Chinese Academy of Science (CAS) has proved the country's determination again by presenting a fantastic idea: tax every single citizen for breathing out carbon-dioxide.

The member's idea, also called "breathing tax", has been recognized as another grand achievement and discovery by CAS this year, other than the globally established poisonous milk and the amazing result of the academy's Government Responsibility Rank Report.

"20RMB per person per month and it'll be 25 billion (3.6 billion USD) a month. The money collected will be used to improve our environment, so it's a wonderful!" the member said confidently.

As our survey shows, the nation has largely been shocked at this idea. "Warlordous", "banditious", "brigandagous", "bustardous", people around the country use all kinds of words to express their surprise. "It reminds me of the feudal ages when we had to pay the 'having a head' tax to the emperor" trembles a citizen as he trying to hold his breath to save the world, "I've decided to breath less to get a discount on the breathing tax."

The tax proposal is been debated by the experts. If it gets approved, the Chinese government, as the pioneer of everything in China, will give each official another car to see if the cars can lock up carbon-dioxide and prevent emission. The experiment will approximately last for a decade, and if it works, the government will promote all Chinese citizens to breathe in cars instead of in the open air.