China Tests Its Next Generation High Speed Train

After years of research and development, China's next generation high speed train finally startedi its on-rail test. The train has been highly expected to feed the country's long being hunger for railway transportation.

Powered by a thoroughly reconstructed van, the train can approximately travel at a speed of 250 miles per hour. "The new train is so gonna save our asses," said an anonymous officer from the National Department of Public Security "the hard time is over, now we'd have enough capacity to transport all the deported migrant farmer workers to where we want them to be."

It's not all good news. Concerns have been raised that there might be a design flaw in the train. Some engineers think that without a shield covering the back, cargoes on the train could get blowed away during high speed riding.

"That's too much worrying," as the officer went on "the quantity of farmers is huge, we can totally bear several hundred thousand losing."

The test on the train is scheduled to run for a decade before it's ready for the market. You can email us if you get to take a ride with it.