URINE includes all people who need to use internet a lot, especially adolescence who play computer games. Due to the lack of computer knowledge of the experts in the National Internet Committee, who made the standard, playing computer and video games has been considered as a major part of URINE.
↓ Psychos in internet bar, China
The standard's definition has been a bone of contention since it came out. Netizens argue that they are not psycho. They greet the experts by using F words in various ways and claim the experts are the real psychos. "You know what? These sh*theads (the experts) are more than just mother-f*cker, they are GRAND-mother-f*cker!!" as a senior netizen says.The experts also suggest all psychos, approximately 200 million netizens, get at least one therapy.
"Anyone who plays video games frequently is a URINE psycho whether adolescence or not" said a senior doctor in Beijing Internet Psycho Treatment Center, "and these people need our care and therapy service."
Undoubtedly, despite the overheated debate, the controversial standard has also brought hope to China's recession suffering economy. According to the price list of the centre, a three months therapy costs 25,000 RMB (about 3700$). "You can get a 20% discount if you check in two kids together" continued the doctor, "and it's quite a good deal compared to other centers."
↑ Psycho adolescence getting treatment, China
On the wall: Be Human Be Useful, Benefit Family, Harmonize Society.
Beside treatment centers, some much tougher hard core programs have been developed to help the psychos and the economy. "Military-like training camp combines the therapy with military drill and tough labor to remind the spoiled kids the meaning of their lives" said the principle of a famous camp, "As the principle, I'll be as strict as I can to the inmates. Some say this is not right, but I say, I love these kids, and that gives me all the rights to abuse them! It's for their own good!"
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